Just Cause 3! - A Michael Bay Simulator
This was a video game the author started to play in his summer vacations (Technically, A sabbatical because he was waiting for his Bachelor's Uni to start). He didn't buy this game because pirates are cool, ain't they matey? The torrent was about 62 GB downloaded from https://skidrowreloaded.com (Nobody is sponsoring here. It's just a casual FYI). Down went the whole bandwidth. This makes the best quirk for the author to make sure he gives the right review cause he was disabled mentally without his ACT Fibernet 100 Mbps Plan (Casually flexing :P).
Here starts the actual review. JC3 is a popular Video game franchise with its 4th game in the pipeline out for December. So, in this game you're Rico Rodriguez a Spanish Dictator Removal Specialist. He's got Infinite Parachutes, A Grappling hook for Traversing and a Wingsuit too. So, Basically you're Spider-man, But also on steroids.
A less annoying name than Spider-man and you can steal cars right on-demand and blow them up. It has a bigger map. You can kill your allies as per your will. There are always people ready to be hired. Unemployment is a huge turn-down in Medici. (Oh, What's this Medici? 
). Again, Basically it's GTA on Steroids but It's more explosive and fun. Oh, Did I forget to mention the Wingsuit? O.o
). Again, Basically it's GTA on Steroids but It's more explosive and fun. Oh, Did I forget to mention the Wingsuit? O.o
The Plot is pretty well structured for a Run-Around and blow it up sorta theme. The story revolves around a fictional island nation called Medici which is ruled by a Dictator Named Sebastiano Di Ravello who came into power by overthrowing his Superiors. His thirst for a Chemical Element Called Bavarium was mainly the primary motivation for his acts. He is killed by Rico/ Himself depending on the situation.
His looks is based on Joseph Stalin, Dictator of the Soviet Union. The Game is Achieved by bringing each provinces under the control of the rebels and then Disabling FOWs that control the main towers. As a protagonist you get gears and stuff that you help you bring down a city in under 30 seconds after full upgradation. The Character Development of General Ravello is one of the worst I could have ever seen in a game because as he is about to die at the end, he kills himself plainly without a second thought. No Leader should've such bad willpower. I mean, COME ON!
Humor aside, the game cutscenes are really fun on a level and most of those scenes are created by a character named Mario Frigo, Rico's Best Friend. Another Character to be Appreciated is the brain behind Rico's funny toys - Dimah Al Masri. She came as a funny scientist with gadgets that keep exploding and ended up sacrificing her life to a Nuke. This game was no roller coaster like GTA 5 or Metal Gear Solid: 5 The Phantom Pain. But, was sure one heck of a ride! Definitely recommend it.
PS - TAKE PHYSICS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT FOR THIS ONE!
_____________________________________________________________________________
Meme Review! *clap clap*
Wait! This isn't a meme..
..
hmmmmmmmmmm.....
_____________________________________________________________________________
Story:-
- Character Development: 7/10
- Easter Eggs: 8/10
- Thrill/Drama: 6/10
- Length:5/10
Game:-
- Fun factor: 10/10!
- Cool Factor: 9/10. This is one good game to showoff because Non-Nvidia Users suffer. :D
- Graphics: 8.5/10. Realism Matters.
- Physics: 4/10. No Dittos Required.
- Gameplay: 7/10. As how much fun it can get, it can get equally annoying as missions are extremely repetitive.
- DLC: I didn't feel the heat as I pirated it, but 2 hours long extra-story for a gravity manipulating machine and an Iron Man Suit? Heck yeah, I'll take those. 9/10!
Overall Review:- 7.4/10. Makes sense, I'm Rotten Tomatoes now.
___________________________________________________
-_Bapu Pruthvidhar
Very Funny! Enjoyed!!
ReplyDeleteThank you chikapa!
Delete